Vault: We Witnessed Jeff In Rare Form!
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🗓️ 16 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bird Show. |
| 0:54.9 | What are you so giddy about? You got a look on your face over there. Like, he had another cookie. Sugar. It's not good for Jeff. I don't think it. I just think like, Diana's cookies making you all crazy like that. Because you have to understand, listeners, Jeff is the only one in the room that doesn't like drink coffee. He doesn't have caffeine. He doesn't get this like this jolt of energy like the rest of us do. Jeff doesn't like to put anything in his body that's not pure. Right. And so he, so Diane, of course, was kind enough to send us a thank you gift for having her on the show and it was cake and cookies. And so Jeff is, yeah, he's high on sugar right now. Let's take a second here and just dissect the very, the Jeff Dollar, okay? Right. All right, now normally. No, it's going to take you more than a second. I'm like an onion. This, by the way, I got an email from her yesterday. Really? By Lindsay, yeah. This is normally Jeff Dollar on any given day here. This is just some random clip. That's what she used to say all the time. I know, but it was a good email? Yeah, tell us for a quick second. At least, is she doing good? Is she... I'll tell you that later. Let's focus on you and we know how much you hate that. All right, go ahead. All right. So this is just a clip from Jeff on any given day rambling about what Jeff rambles about. That's what it's going to suck is when, you know, like you don't see anything in the commercial, |
| 1:12.2 | but then you see, you know, the guys, the camera guys did, and I can't stand this. And people, people don't understand this because, you know, we do, we're on the radio or whatever, so let me go to a wedding. And the freaking videographer shoves the camera in your face. |
| 1:28.8 | What is he talking about? |
| 1:30.7 | Say something nice about the bride and groom. |
| 1:32.9 | Like I freeze every time. |
| 1:34.6 | Well, they did that and we were up at the Walmart for her signing. |
| 1:38.3 | All over the place with that, huh? |
| 1:40.1 | Just kind of, just one intriguing story after the next. |
| 1:46.1 | Obviously no sugar that day. |
| 1:48.5 | Kind of mellow in his delivery. |
| 1:50.4 | Sometimes it's a little drawn out. |
| 1:52.1 | Okay, that is the Jeff Dollar that we have come to know and love. |
| 1:54.7 | The one who belabors over the minute details that don't really matter anyway. |
| 1:59.6 | Right. It's the minutia. |
| 2:02.8 | Once again, proven my point. |
| 2:04.6 | That is Jeff Dollar. |
| 2:06.0 | Until you put a microphone in Jeff Dollar's hand and he gets up on any stage. |
| 2:11.0 | Correct. |
| 2:11.8 | Now, we have seen this before, but I think maybe the listeners could have become aware of this music midtown pops into my mind |
| 2:20.0 | I know that uh during music midtown you know of course it's the first year we had our own stage |
| 2:24.7 | and so we had to go up and introduce you know some of the musical talents that were on our stage |
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