This is The Bird Show.

Hey, good morning, Jan. How are you?

Good. How are you guys?

Good. Can you speak up nice and live for us?

Because we're going to keep you in the voice disguiser.

Oh, okay.

Did you enjoy Bitterball on Saturday night?

Well, yes, there were some good parts and some not so good parts.

Oh, no.

Now, the only thing that I know is Jan came on with us on Friday morning said that her ex was definitely going to bitterball and that he would be there. And she wanted to get in front of him and have a guy totally be into her and all over her.

And I think it was the ladies of the show, Jen and Melissa and

Wendy, who said, if you're going to do that, do it right and get like a model.

Make sure the dude who is hanging all over you is flawless. So Tracy actually did get a bunch

of emails. We even got a call from a modeling agency, if I'm not mistaken, who said that they

would be willing to help out. And Tracy did indeed set up a, you had a model on standby, correct?

Tracy hooked me up with this guy that was really, he was, he was hot, he's really hot.

Okay. So tell us about the night.

Well, a girlfriend went with me, you know, just to kind of

break the ice, but I talked to the guy that Tracy hooked me up with, and he seemed really

cool, so we just all decided to, you know, meet up at Bitterball, and he was hot, and he looked

exactly how his picture did, so I was totally excited.

And so we were just hanging out, didn't see my ex at all, and this guy did exactly what I wanted.

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