Listen, it's The Bird Show.

You know how War of the Roses works, right?

Woman is convinced that her man has been messing around on her.

So what she does is she has us place a fake phone call to him, pretending to be a florist,

and she wants to see who he's going to turn around and send the flowers to,

either her or the person he's messing around with.

Hello?

Is Jamie in, please?

Yes, speaking.

Jamie, hi, this is Lindsay.

I'm calling from a radio station in Atlanta.

You're live on the air right now.

You've just won this incredible contest.

You are getting a free dozen roses.

You can send them to whomever you'd like, and they they are completely free and they're gorgeous. Would

you like to send someone Longstab Red Roses? Yeah, that's great. Okay, great, great, great. I first

just need to fill out a card so we know who they're going to. Who? Um, is it okay, can I get more

than one one dozen? Like if I... Sure. Of course.

Yeah.

No, no, no, no. We'll pay for it, definitely. Now, how many doesn't... I've got, you know, about three different women I'm seeing right now. Three different women you're seeing. Okay. Plus I, you know, have to take care of my wife. Plus your wife. Okay. Let's fill out. Let's do card number one, then we'll do card number two, three, and then your wife's card.

Okay. Let's fill out. Let's do card number one. Then we'll do card number two, three, and then your wife's card. Okay. Who's the first? I tell you what, why don't you just say, you mean the world to me. Love Jamie. And you know what? Just put the same thing on all four of them because that way I had a little a little less chance for confusion. Okay. Yeah, no, but I need, the only thing I need to know is their names. You mean the world to me love Jamie, and who are they going to? Well, okay, the first one. Right. It's going to be Lisa. Lisa, gotcha, Lisa. You know what, maybe... What? Go ahead. Is it easier just not to put any names that way? No. I actually need to put names on because we've had horrible screw-ups in the past. Okay. Lisa. Who's the second one? The first one's Lisa. Okay. Second one is Kelly. Kelly? With an I-E. With an I- i e gotcha thank you for telling me that and uh the third

girlfriend goes to whom susan susan no uh make it suzy oh susy i e or sus us and then um my wife

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