Vault: Upgrading Your Life After A Breakup
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.3 | One of the reasons why I have always said that once when I was dating, when I broke up with a girl or she broke up with me, that was it. |
| 0:08.7 | No friendship. |
| 0:10.3 | Don't want to run into you on the streets. |
| 0:13.4 | Don't want to talk to you. |
| 0:14.3 | Don't want to dabble in a relationship. |
| 0:16.3 | Was because, honestly, I never wanted to know she was doing better after our breakup. |
| 0:37.6 | Like, I'd be happy to just hear about her if she was doing way worse. Something really terrible happened. Like, if the breakup of our relationship was the starting point for her life going to hell. After she dumped you, the karma came back and bidder. That's right. But chances are pretty good that if I kept in touch, |
| 0:52.1 | she was going to start going out with somebody that made more money or was better looking, and I would not be happy for her. Right. I'd say, oh, I just want you to be happy. But in the back of my mind, I'd be like, I want you to be miserable after our breakup. I want you to think I'm the best you can do. |
| 0:54.6 | I think it depends on whether you're the dumper or the dumpy. Oh, yeah. |
| 0:55.4 | Doesn't matter to me. |
| 0:56.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.5 | It doesn't matter. |
| 0:57.0 | I think it depends on whether you're the dumper or the dumpy. |
| 0:55.4 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:56.0 | Doesn't matter to me. |
| 0:56.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.5 | Well, I think, yeah, if you get dumped, you don't want to see them do, you know, better. You want to see them regret their decision. Hell yeah. You know, but if you're the dumper, you just don't want to run in. I don't, yeah, if you let him go, then you don't want to know anything else. |
| 1:09.9 | You know, you just don't want to be around them. |
| 1:10.9 | It's all ego for me. |
| 1:11.9 | I want to know that I was You know, you just don't want to be around them. |
| 1:10.9 | It's all ego for me. I want to know that I was the best you can ever do. A friend of mine just actually had this happen to her. |
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