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Vault: Time Killing Websites

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The Bert Show

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🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Time Killing Websites

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0:00.0

Here, Bertia.

0:01.4

We know you guys, if you're at work and you're working behind a computer, my guess is 50% of your day is spent on work.

0:08.1

50% is playing solitaire, kicking a soccer ball straight up in the air, playing golf, whatever.

0:14.1

Not that I have ever had both windows opened up like an Excel spreadsheet on one side and then got solitaire on the other and you just click on one that covers the other when the boss comes by. I know that I'm the only one in the history of Atlanta that's ever done that. There are programs that you can get where you, this might be the same thing you're saying, where it's a where you run, it runs like underneath whatever you're doing. And if your boss h boss hugs up you just hit f1 or some key

0:38.9

and it goes to some screen that makes it look like whatever it is you work on at your office yeah i wonder

0:44.4

if we could put a list together of the websites that you guys waste the most amount of time on 404 741

0:51.0

1005 because this list is probably this could be hundreds hundreds Perez Hilton pink is the new blog

0:57.3

Perez Hilton sucks man at least at least there's something to read on that all the time

1:03.5

at least there's something to read there with others it's like you know kicking a soccer ball up on a shoe for three hours

1:10.7

you can balance it right the one that you and I used to do with the throwing the watered papers into the garbage can? Yeah, that's another one, but you can't stop playing because you start to challenge yourself. There was one that was so addictive. I don't know, it was all these colored blocks. And every time you'd hit one color like the red block if there was any enjoying

1:27.5

collapse is that one and yeah collapse and all of the colored blocks that were together with

1:31.9

hours I would play that for hours have you ever been to the site where it's just like bubble wrap

1:37.2

and you just put your cursor over in it it's virtual bubble wrap. I can't stop.

1:45.6

I hate to fix my parents' computer.

1:49.4

There's something happened to it.

1:50.5

So it's the only time my parents call me and my dad's computer goes down.

1:53.8

So he calls me up and he says, hey, can you fix that whatever?

1:56.8

And so I can log on to their computer from mine at the house.

2:00.9

So I'm looking at it. And there's this game called Poppers or Poppet or something like that.

2:06.3

It's like that collapse thing with balloons and stuff.

2:09.4

So I'm supposed to be trying to fix why he can't get on America online or whatever.

2:13.6

And I end up popping red balloons for two and a half.

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