Vault: This kid got his parents arrested
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🗓️ 12 June 2026
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| 2:23.6 | Mom did. |
| 2:24.2 | Mom got really mad. |
| 2:25.4 | And made him do something very bad. |
| 2:29.5 | Made him kill one of his pets. |
| 2:33.1 | So he told this story to the teacher. |
| 2:35.7 | To the teacher. |
| 2:36.9 | He reported it to the teacher that his mom was a hamster and he was supposed to use, you know, a hammer. |
| 2:44.4 | And he was supposed to get rid of the hamster as a punishment for having bad grades. |
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