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Vault: This Is Every Bride's Worst Nightmare

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🗓️ 8 July 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: This Is Every Bride's Worst Nightmare

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1:13.9

You were planning this wedding way before you were engaged. When you were seven.

1:14.8

I wouldn't say that I've been planning on it before I was engaged,

1:17.6

but I've definitely gotten a head start on a lot of planning because things book up so quickly.

1:24.9

I didn't realize how quickly things are booking up.

1:27.2

I'm already calling photographers, and they're already booked for my wedding. And it's already a year and a half. It's like over a year away and they already have that date filled. When is the wedding day? It's over Memorial Day weekend of next year. Oh, so you went to holiday. Yeah. Holiday wedding, man. There was a lot of reasons behind that, but we can get into that another time.

1:45.5

Okay.

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And everything's already booked?

1:47.1

Well, a couple of the people I've called has already booked.

1:49.3

Well, a couple of things that I have been looking into or prior to Phyeline's basement was I was going to a lot of dress shops because I wanted to go ahead and get my dress out of the way and purchase that and go ahead and seal the deal on the dress. I have been experiencing the worst customer service ever when it came to

2:06.7

dress shop. Really? Really? And you would think that it's a special day.

2:10.8

Now, keep in mind, she's saying this after witnessing Phileen's basement where people get tackled

2:15.1

and pushed. But that's not from the employees, though. No, that was... Okay. The employees were picking these girls up off the ground and brushing them off. So your impression was if you're in this industry, like women that are working at these shops know how important a day it is. They're going to make it special for you. They would make you feel pretty and they make you feel good and they would just,

2:35.5

you know, embrace you with open arms like, oh, I'm so happy for you and, you know, give you the chit chat, like, when's the date? You know, how'd you guys meet? Things like that. I don't know. I just, I guess I expected that. and every place I've gone into, it's like, you're just an appointment and it's like, let get you in and get you out.

2:54.5

I'm in this. And every place I've gone into, it's like, you're just an appointment.

2:51.8

And it's like, let get you in and get you out.

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