Vault: This Guy Sued A Hotel Over His Bedroom Activities!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Melissa was telling us about this one couple that's getting ready to sue because of their sexual injuries. |
| 0:05.3 | Yes, there was a couple in China that is suing the hotel because the guy during their interlude fell out of the bed and broke his arm. |
| 0:15.5 | And he admitted to this? |
| 0:17.0 | Yes, because his surgery caused like almost $2,500. |
| 0:21.6 | So he's suing the hotel for this saying that the hotel had provided unsafe facilities. |
| 0:25.6 | Oh, shit. |
| 0:27.1 | Hey, Ken, Ken, you want to start us off? |
| 0:29.3 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:30.2 | Go ahead. |
| 0:31.9 | During intercourse, uh, I had some excruciating pain. |
| 0:36.1 | Couldn't figure out what it was. |
| 0:38.5 | Ended up in the emergency room to find out that one of my testicles had turned around backwards. |
| 0:46.2 | That's actually not very uncommon. |
| 0:48.0 | It's called torsion of the testicle. |
| 0:49.2 | I swear to God. |
| 0:49.9 | It happened to me before. |
| 0:51.0 | No way. |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.3 | It cuts off circulation and it is painful. |
| 0:55.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.5 | That torsion of the Tesco was a band that you guys played down there. |
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