Vault: This Guy Is Convinced These Women Are Desperate
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | Well, they are back. |
| 0:03.1 | Hello, boys. |
| 0:03.9 | Morning. Good morning. How are you, Joel? I'm fantastic. How are you? How are you? Are you, Trey. I'm doing well. Thanks for asking. How are you? Happy New Year. To you, too. You seem very cheery today. I am cheery today. We have to be cheery. It's a new year. |
| 0:22.1 | Are you engaged? |
| 0:22.9 | Is it because you're in love? |
| 0:24.2 | I am cheery. We have to be cheery. |
| 0:39.2 | It's a new year. Are you engaged? Is it because you're in love? I am not engaged yet. You've got a week and a half, so you're all right. I've got 13 days, so we've got plenty of time. We're going to crack down here pretty soon. Let's just reset this here real quick. Let's reset this real quick. Like, this was Joel, this was Joel's idea, the best friend's idea. |
| 0:37.7 | And each and every year, Trey's complaining that he |
| 0:41.8 | doesn't have a woman and he's not married. So the best friend Joel got proactive and tell him |
| 0:46.2 | what the plan was. I've done everything I can, Bert. My friend's a loser. |
| 0:53.4 | You don't have a lot to work with |
| 0:54.9 | you know I've had this conversation |
| 0:56.8 | you know I we do stupid stuff all the time |
| 0:59.6 | so I came |
| 1:00.7 | I came to train and was like |
| 1:02.5 | all right you know what |
| 1:03.0 | we're going to try something else this year |
| 1:04.3 | every year he's coming to me and said |
| 1:06.0 | I'm getting married I'm getting married |
| 1:07.2 | so I got a little bit proactive |
| 1:10.5 | sent out some save-to-date information, reserved some hotel rooms. |
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