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Vault: They investigate the 9:45am mystery man

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🗓️ 30 June 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: They investigate the 9:45am mystery man

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Get started and learn more, including important safety information. Wogh, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit borehurs.com. The Birch Show. And I am very excited about I'm just curious today. Me too. Me too. We're strangely curious about I'm just curious. Yesterday we took this call from Whitney.

1:12.1

And she told us that she's curious about some dude that's pulling into her townhouse community.

1:17.7

It's gated, right?

1:19.1

And he comes in there every day and he parks in the same spot.

1:23.8

He walks around the back of the townhouse row. and she said he looks a little on the shady side.

1:30.8

A little skittish, a little shifty, right?

1:32.7

Like maybe I'm not supposed to be back there or whatever.

1:34.9

And he walks into one town home for five minutes, and it's almost time to a tea every day.

1:41.4

It's five minutes.

1:42.6

And then he walks out, and then he gets back in his car, and he takes off. And he arrives at the same time every day. It's five minutes. And then he walks out and then he gets back in his car and he takes off. And he arrives at the same time every morning. He goes into this for five minutes and she said he's been doing this for months. And he wears a leather jacket going in. He comes out without the leather jacket. So he's doing something in there for five minutes. Shifty eye. So we'll get Whitney back on in a couple of minutes, but we're sending Frankie, Q-100 employee Frankie down there today. Hey, what's up? Frankie! Thank you. You understand your assignment today? I think I do. I'm kind of thinking I'm being set up, but okay. No, no, no. No. You just need to confront a strange man in an alleyway and not let that end up with gay sex.

2:18.3

Why don't people trust something? You just need to confront a strange man in an alleyway and not let that end up with gay sex.

2:18.3

Why don't people trust us?

2:20.9

I'm wondering why you guys ask me to wear a leather jacket.

2:24.9

So I'm trying to figure out what the best way to approach this is.

2:28.3

I wonder if it's just you're a townhouse owner also and you just happen to be behind there at the same time and you, you know, strike up conversation with the dude and then you tell us about it later or what? I thought of it yesterday because I actually thought we had lost Frankie because when we were going back and forth with the text messages, he said, are you going to embarrass me? And I wrote back, hell no, we're not going to embarrass you. We just need you to be in the alleyway behind a house in the cater at 930 tomorrow. And then I never heard from him again. So I figured he was out. But what I decided was if you did decide to do this for us, the easiest thing is when you're walking. You just ask the dude. The first question is, hey, excuse me, do you live around here okay then you get one answer right and

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