Vault: These Post-Holiday Updates Were Worth the Wait
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The First Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Why do we want to talk to you after New Year's? |
| 0:04.0 | Got a bunch of calls before we took off and we're trying to track everybody down right now. |
| 0:09.0 | Here's the one that upset most people before we left because she was so callous about this. |
| 0:14.0 | You guys remember Mary who was about to have an affair? |
| 0:17.0 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:18.0 | I am going to out of town for the holidays and for New Year's, and I might have an affair. |
| 0:26.7 | You might have an affair for Christmas. |
| 0:30.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:30.1 | The thing is that my husband isn't here. |
| 0:32.2 | He's overseas. |
| 0:33.3 | I've been a little lonely here, and, and a friend of mine told me that he had a crush on me. Now, I'm going to his sister's wedding, and we might hook up. It's a longer call than that, but she was so, like, almost, like, laughing about it? Giggly. Giggly about it, like, so excited by the prospect of the whole thing. Turned a lot of people off. We wanted to get an update from her. Then there was Jennifer, who was concerned about her monster-in-law. Well, I have a monster-in-law that's going to be staying with me for a week. Did you say monster? She decided to move to Florida, and my husband decided not to go with her. And so when that happened, and he shows me over her, he was on. His great-aunt had died. It was with her. And so when that happened and he shows me over her, it was on. |
| 1:28.6 | His great-aunt had died. It was her aunt. And so I drove him down there. I used my money, my gas. They go take him down there to be with his family. So I get there and she's like, Aunt Ruby Lane wouldn't have wanted us who wear black to her funeral. She would want us to celebrate her life. So she made me go out and buy a new outfit, which was pink. |
| 1:27.7 | So I show up to the funeral. She would want us to celebrate her life. So she made me go out and buy a new outfit, |
| 1:33.7 | which was pink. So I show up to the funeral in pink and everyone else is wearing black. |
| 1:39.9 | Oh, stop it. Oh, that's right. You missed this. You aren't here for that. That is a must way. Yeah, this woman was so manipulative. And that monster-in-law was going to be in her house for seven days. No way. As long as Bert was on the Disney cruise with 26-100 kids. I would take the monster-in-law. I don't know. So we're trying to catch up with them. We do have Kim ready to go. This was why we wanted to check back with her today. |
| 2:06.0 | Well, I'm pregnant, and my husband's family is coming here for Nashville for Christmas, |
| 2:12.7 | and I'm having a C-section on the Monday after Christmas on the 28th, and they don't know it, |
| 2:20.2 | but we're having twins. So when they get here, they think that they're just going to be here for the birth of one child and actually it's going to be two. |
| 2:21.9 | Okay. So a nice surprise. |
| 2:25.1 | This one can't go wrong. Right. |
| 2:26.7 | Hey, Kim, good morning. You're on Q100. |
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