Vault: These Are Some Wild Nanny Horror Stories

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🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: These Are Some Wild Nanny Horror Stories

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.3	Right now we are joined by Amanda, who has got to be on the voice disguiser. Do you have the voice disguiser? Hey Amanda, just say hello. Hello. That's voice disguised. How are you? Yes. I'm good. How are you guys? Good. We always like to test the voice disguiser when Bert's not here to make sure it's working so we can protect your identity. Because we know that's... Mm-hmm.
0:20.3	That's when the good stories come out.
0:22.2	Yep.
0:23.2	How long have you been... to make sure it's working so we can protect your identity because we know that's when the good
0:21.0	stories come out.
0:22.2	Yep.
0:23.2	How long have you been nannying?
0:27.6	Almost 10 years now.
0:29.6	For the same family?
0:31.2	No, definitely not for several different ones.
0:33.6	Okay.
0:34.2	Okay.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.3	I like the definitely not.
0:36.7	Is that definitely not because they all have an expiration date?
0:39.5	I think so.
0:41.1	I hate to say it, but yeah.
0:43.2	Now, tell us how you came to be on the Bird Show now, because Tracy scheduled this.
0:47.4	I'm assuming you emailed a sense of that in.
0:50.3	Well, I heard Bert mentioned a few weeks ago in passing something about the father's hitting on babysitters and nannies and it.
1:00.1	And I was like, you know, I think everyone needs to understand what nannies go through every day because it gets to be pretty ridiculous.
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