Vault: Their entire relationship is based on a lie!
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Joe and Zoe here from Digget and we're currently sponsored by QVC. |
| 0:04.6 | If you're thinking about giving your garden a bit of a refresh, this is very good timing. |
| 0:09.2 | My garden scape at QVC is basically like having a whole garden centre, but at the touch of a button. |
| 0:14.7 | Everything's there, furniture, plants, tools, lighting, all in one place. |
| 0:19.5 | I rather like the look of their Studio 70 collection. It's got this |
| 0:23.0 | very lovely retro feel to it. Yeah, if you sort of think bold colours, striped sofas, loungers, |
| 0:28.8 | it is giving proper 70s revival. And my garden escape is, it's not just for big gardens either. |
| 0:35.0 | It's for balconies, it's for windowsills, whatever you've got. |
| 0:37.9 | Plus, they've got advice from expert gardeners available through their online hub and streaming platform. |
| 0:43.8 | So you're not just guessing what to do. |
| 0:46.0 | Search My Garden Escape at QVC.com to discover more. |
| 0:49.4 | You can also use code QDigit for £10 off your first order. |
| 0:53.8 | That's code QDigit, QD-I-G-I-T for 10 pounds of your first order. That's code Q Diggott, QDIGIT for 10 pounds of your first order over 30 pounds. For full terms, visit the QVC website. The Firt Show. All right, Jeff. I see somebody on hold on five. I just don't know if we need to fire up the voice. I'm assuming that's her. I got weirded out because I went to get her phone number from Tracy and the door was closed. |
| 1:13.6 | And that means she's doing. |
| 1:14.5 | Pump. |
| 1:14.8 | Pump. |
| 1:15.1 | Stop. |
| 1:15.8 | Pump. |
| 1:16.3 | I can't even go near the office when that's happening. |
| 1:17.7 | Because Tracy's still breastfeeding. |
| 1:19.5 | Stop. |
| 1:20.6 | She closes the door and all the blinds are closer. |
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