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Vault: The Student Vent Line Is Open

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: The Student Vent Line Is Open

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Joe and Zoe here from Digget and we're currently sponsored by QVC.

0:04.6

If you're thinking about giving your garden a bit of a refresh, this is very good timing.

0:09.2

My garden scape at QVC is basically like having a whole garden centre, but at the touch of a button.

0:14.7

Everything's there, furniture, plants, tools, lighting, all in one place.

0:19.5

I rather like the look of their Studio 70 collection. It's got this

0:23.0

very lovely retro feel to it. Yeah, if you sort of think bold colours, striped sofas, loungers,

0:28.8

it is giving proper 70s revival. And my garden escape is, it's not just for big gardens either.

0:35.0

It's for balconies, it's for windowsills, whatever you've got.

0:37.9

Plus, they've got advice from expert gardeners available through their online hub and streaming platform.

0:43.8

So you're not just guessing what to do.

0:46.0

Search My Garden Escape at QVC.com to discover more.

0:49.4

You can also use code QDigit for £10 off your first order.

0:53.8

That's code QDigit, QD-I-G-I-T for £10 of your first order. That's code QDigot, QDIGIT for 10 pounds of your

0:57.7

first order over £30. For full terms, visit the QVC website. Indeed presents. Hires, you can't

1:04.5

afford to get wrong. Like warehouse operations manager. Uh, where are the forklifts? I sold them. They

1:09.7

were too expensive.

1:28.4

I got a great deal on these scooters, though. You expect us to move a two-term palette on a scooter? It'll be fun. Just think of the core strength you'll build. This is a job for sponsored jobs. This is what happens when you don't sponsor your job on Indeed. So the next time you need someone to get the job done right, get matched with quality candidates with an Indeed sponsored job.

1:44.8

Visit Indeed.com slash next hire and sponsor your job today. Hey, the bird show. I'm trying to, I mean, if you think back, like, what was the biggest stress you had like in high school? Uniforms. Really? Really? Yeah. Well, yeah, that was like early, like, more like middle school and early high school.

2:20.4

I went to private school and we had to wear uniforms and it was like so oppressive. We could not express ourselves. All you want to do is be an individual. Right. And express ourselves creatively through our clothes and we couldn't. It was a big stress. I had too. Mine was like the bell between class to class because it was never long enough to go to your locker, talk with your friends, and then get back to class. So there's never a long bell. And then I had one teacher who always would do pop test. Like pop quizzes in the morning, it would be random. And that was one of the biggest stress because you never know when it was going to happen. Sure. And she did it because she didn't like you. Right.

2:25.7

You specifically. Yeah. Right. I think adults, just in general, because whether it's your parents,

2:30.8

teachers, whoever it is in your life that were adults, didn't understand your plight. So I think that the emotions are so raw in high school that, you know, everything is very dramatized. And if any adult tried to calm you down or tell you wasn't a big deal, then they didn't understand and they don't know what they're talking about. You were pinging in crisis mode all the time. Yes. Like when you're in high school, right? Paula Studey. She still stresses me out. She was a... This is your love?

2:51.2

Well, she was a high school cheerleader, and it was the classic, like, I just want to be friends story for four years.

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