The Bird Show

For months now, we've kind of beaten up Phil Tarana because, I mean, honestly, he has self-proclaimed. He has no game. None whatsoever. Not even a little, not even a shred of game, not even Little League. Well, I've got a little bit of that. I'm just not your, I can't, I'm not good at spit in the game. I mean, I can talk to people, but I just can't do the... Spit in the game.

Yeah, but, you know, I can't go to a girl I've never met before and, you know, end up with her number 20 minutes later.

You have even... Or 20 hours later? Or three days later. Or two and a half years later. Or ever. You've even told us that you have never gone through the procedure of

asking a woman out, her saying yes,

and then you going out on a date.

In my past, I've had three or four major relationships have never like gone through the procedure of asking a woman out her saying yes and then you going out

on a date i uh in my past i've had three or four major relationships in my life and each one started

with me charming them to the point where they say hey let's go do something because i had am so

uncomfortable with rejection that i will push push push until she asked me out. Imagine that?

Just never, ever asking a girl out, ever. Yeah. Oh, go ahead. The nervous behavior's already started. He's already bouncing back and forth and turning red. Yeah. Just talking about asking a woman out. You should have seen him yesterday. We had our intern Jennan here and Phil Taranah. Oh, yeah. Been digging her since day one. and we called him not on the air yesterday.

Okay, go ahead.

And he was, you were a wreck.

You were a wreck. filter and it has been digging her since day one and we called him out on the air yesterday

okay go ahead and he was you were a wreck yeah yeah i don't like i don't want to like you know

get done with or anything i just think she's a hottie i'll see see whatever yeah now she's not

here and he's all like yeah she jay she's all right she's just a hottie i don't need none. She's just a hottie. I don't need none of that, yo. Yeah. I'm just in it for the conversation. In reality, yesterday he came in. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But as soon as she walked down, I was like, dude, she you know lips were all dry had those you know kind of like beads of just spit in the corner of your mouth pathetic sexy what you call sexy I call pathetic he's also told us that when he's had girlfriends he was really honest with us and told us that he has never been intimate with a woman without his t-shirt on. Right. And that just made us all well. Or a sweatshirt or a down jacket, depending on what's available. He's tuxedo on. Yeah. But, I mean, now, one thing I think that we also talked about that Phil, and when you were younger, were overweight. Right. And I think you, you know, we said that we think you still subconsciously feel that you're still that overweight kid, even though you're not as an adult. Right. And it's one of those things where, yeah, I grew up and I went through high school as the fat kid. And that's what I was. And I had a lot of friends, but I had no girlfriend. So I had to take, instead of learning how to, you know, be, for lack of a better term,

learn how to spit game or really talk to girls, I always had to be the fun guy or the funny guy or the big brother. You know, I did a lot of theater and I always played the wacky, goofy uncle or something like that. You know, I never got to play the good looking guy. So I had to learn how to be fun and not so much charming, if that makes sense.

And so I just wanted to play the good looking guy. So I had to learn how to be fun and not so much charming, if that makes sense.

And so I just wanted to defend him because I know we were teasing him about when you talk about intimacy and the t-shirt.

I think that all is in the same vein.

Like he's still not comfortable enough with his body to be able to, you know, shed all clothes when he's intimate.

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