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Vault: The Psychic Reading That Changed Everything: What Does the Future Hold for the Cast?

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🗓️ 9 April 2026

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Vault: The Psychic Reading That Changed Everything: What Does the Future Hold for the Cast?

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1:12.7

Yeah, they just, I think if you have a can of paint and a blankboard, just hammer it out in your front yard. With a hand, sometimes there's a hand with an eye in the palm, you know, is usually what's on a lot of signs. But there's a million psychics, and if you talk to someone who's been to a psychic,

1:29.5

they've always got a favorite.

1:31.2

Except for me.

1:32.8

But everybody's got a favorite.

1:34.2

Well, psychic is getting more airtime by not giving you a good rating.

1:38.7

But everybody's got like, oh, you got to go to my psychic.

1:41.7

Oh, you're so good.

1:43.3

So we decided to create the Birchho Psych psych off where we would all go to different psychics or fortune tellers or tea leave readers and pick and let them predict stuff for the summer. And at the end of the summer, we'd be able to pick one. That's clearly the best because they'll hit it out of the park for one of us, right? They should all be hit up 100% because this is what they do. Right. They see it. Exactly. There's no bad psychic, right? So Melissa went to, were you on Roswell? No, actually, I was trying to find one in Atlanta and then I was lucky enough to go out to L.A. for TNT's premier of Hawthorne, which actually premiered on TNT last night on the network, but I got a sneak peek and went out to L.A. And one of the things that T&T had was, and I love a theme party. So they had a party for Hawthorne, and it was very medically oriented where people were in scrubs and you were getting massages and stuff, and it was really nice and it fun and then over in the corner there was a psychic okay so I thought yeah seriously and I thought well why you know I was like I said trying to find one here in Atlanta that I was going to use but I thought you know what it's right here in front of me it's a sign it's a sign so I've got to use this psychic so I apologize because I really don't remember her name or I don't know if I ever introduced myself like where she gave me her name. But we'll call her the TNT psychic. And so she was reading cards. So these are tarot cards. And I went up to the table. And I'm not sure if it's in the beginning of this but she was asking me you know because

3:08.4

I guess you have to be specific and I tried to say well I just need to know what you predict or what

3:12.8

the cards say about how my summer's going to go and then she said well do you want to know about

3:17.3

work or personal life and I and the first thing out of my mouth was well since I'm doing this

3:22.2

for work let's let's do work so and I really don't remember everything she said, but this is the rating I got in Los Angeles from the TNT psychic. And then what we'll have to do is we'll have to just pay really close attention all summer long to see if she hit any of it. Right. Now, this is in regards to what? I didn't have a specific, just generic.

3:42.6

Do I need to have a category?

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