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Vault: The Little Lies Your Server Tells to Get a Bigger Tip

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🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: The Little Lies Your Server Tells to Get a Bigger Tip

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

I was out this weekend with Jessica, we went to a restaurant that had a, had a bar,

0:06.3

and there was a long wait, so he had a couple drinks at the bar.

0:09.5

And then, so by the time we sat down to eat, we were ready to, you know, put our order in, get our food.

0:13.5

It was late dinner, you know, and then we were ready to move on to the next spot.

0:17.3

We just had awful service.

0:19.5

I mean, it was packed.

0:21.5

It was a Saturday night.

0:24.1

Hooters, right?

0:24.9

Yeah.

0:25.7

You know, it was a romantic night out.

0:27.7

And it was just, it was just, I'd be much more patient with the waitresses at Hooters.

0:32.5

That's where you want bad service.

0:33.7

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

0:34.5

I had to be there two hours.

0:36.9

But things are just moving real slow. And, I'm sorry, honey. I had to be at a two hours. But things are just moving real

0:39.2

slow. And we had decided kind of, you know, privately between, you know, us that the tip

0:47.7

wasn't going to be generous. It was going to be less than the standard 15 percent. Because I think I'm,

0:53.5

I think I'm, I usually err on the side of over tipping

0:56.2

you know and when you're married to Jessica shops spending any additional money gets flagged

1:00.2

so she's like don't overtip don't even tip 15% this is a 10% experience yeah why tip well

1:08.3

right you got bad service sure. I always feel obligated.

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