The Virt show.

We put the question out there. If blank happens at work today, I'm quitting, and I'm bummed because we had one girl on hold named Katie, but she, I don't know if her call dropped her if she hung up. But apparently she's a school teacher and there's a bit of a head lice problem. Oh, gross. So she said if one more kid today has head lice, it's my last day work. Oh, did y'all have the check in class? Yes. How embarrassing.

Like we would have to check in class?

Yes.

How embarrassing.

Like, we would have to sit at our desk.

Yes.

And the nurses came around and would go through our scalps to try to find lies.

And the thing is, like, you're in front of everybody else.

So if any kid is caught with lies, then that's the gross kid, dirty kid that has to leave the room.

And so they make them stand up and walk out right there?

Yes.

Everybody is in front of everybody.

Have you ever seen lice on a kid?

I found it once when I was babysitting.

Oh.

What does it look like?

It's just this little white thing. It's like hard to tell what it is, but once you find it, and then they're everywhere, and then you feel like it's all over you, and you get the crawlies. I completely understand why she would quit today. Well, that's going to make Chris feel like, hey, my job isn't that bad. Hey, Chris, how are you? I'm good. I'm good. Actually, I got two things that my job,

if my job doesn't give us more bathroom stalls and more gas money to get to work, I'm just damn

quick. Now, what do you do for a living? You don't have to say specifically where you work,

but give us... I work at this auto insurance company.

Okay.

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