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Vault: The Dream That Won't Stop

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🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: The Dream That Won't Stop

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0:00.0

The First Show.

0:01.5

So the past, well, not the past few nights, but a few nights over the past, like, 30 days,

0:05.8

I've had a really kind of freaky dream experience.

0:10.8

Okay.

0:11.1

And I don't even, in the dream part, I don't know if this makes any sense, but I had a,

0:16.7

I had a freaky nighttime experience.

0:19.0

I don't think it's a dream,

0:26.6

but I wake up and I'm convinced someone is standing over the bed looking at me.

0:31.9

And it's to the point where like three out of the four times it's happened,

0:54.3

I've actually leaned up and I actually swing my arm trying to find, touch whatever it is that's looking at me, like to see if it's Jessica or... And you're unclear if you're dreaming this or if your eyes are actually open? I'm 99% sure I'm up. And there's something just hovering over you? There's something looking at me. Like, leaning, like, oh my, oh, my God, I can't believe I married this guy?

1:12.3

No, she does that one a week. She leans over him going, stop snort! But, like, I, it's, I can't recognize what it is. And then, uh... It's scary. And then a couple of that, like, I had a really freaky night. the night before I told you guys about it was really weird because as I was falling asleep, you know, when you're in that really fun stage where you're half awake and half asleep. And you're having all sorts of weird, bizarre dreams. Yeah. Like I had a weird little thing that was filled with like demons. It was freaky. But I didn't wake myself up.

1:28.6

Like I was cool with it. But it was freaky. Didn't producer Tracy stay at your house one weekend and she swears that your house is haunted? Yeah, but it didn't all happen in my house. Okay. It's happened at different places. So the ghost is following you. If it's a ghost, I don't know what it is. Did you have this dream as a kid?

1:44.9

I think so.

1:45.9

So you've had this...

1:46.6

I never remember my dreams.

1:47.8

That's why I don't know what it is. Did you have this dream as a kid?

1:44.9

I think so. So you've had this... I never remember my dreams. That's why I don't think it's a dream.

1:49.0

Ever. Never. If I remember a dream, it's a rare occasion. Does it feel familiar enough that you think

1:57.3

that you could have had this dream like more than over just the last month or you think it's a new phenomenon?

2:03.9

I would have to say it's new only because I yeah, I don't ever remember remembering my dreams.

2:12.2

Why do you ask you?

2:13.2

Because I was just talking to a friend yesterday or day before yesterday about recurring childhood dreams.

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