Vault: The Dirty Secret Of Married Couples: Separate Beds At The In-Laws
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🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Took a call about 10 minutes ago from a virtual listener. |
| 0:04.0 | Just complaining. |
| 0:05.0 | She has to move in with her mom because she and her boyfriend can't afford to live by themselves anymore. |
| 0:11.0 | He got laid off, so they're looking for something. |
| 0:14.0 | And the mom offered to have them stay with her, pay $500, but they have to sleep in separate rooms. |
| 0:20.0 | And our listener was really upset by that. We've been going out with each other for two years while we have to sleep in separate rooms. And our listener was really upset by that. |
| 0:21.9 | We've been going out with each other for two years while we got to sleep in separate |
| 0:24.4 | rooms. |
| 0:25.2 | We thought the real shocking call would be if you're married and when you go over to your |
| 0:29.2 | parents' house, even as a married couple, your parents still say, uh, uh, uh, no, no, |
| 0:33.5 | you got to sleep in separate rooms. |
| 0:35.1 | And it's apparently not that unheard of. |
| 0:38.1 | I'm not shocked. |
| 0:38.8 | We're in the South. |
| 0:39.7 | Really? |
| 0:40.1 | Yeah, we're in the South. |
| 0:41.2 | I'm so surprised. |
| 0:42.6 | Hey, Rosie, good morning. |
| 0:43.9 | Morning. |
| 0:44.9 | My parents are actually not Southern. |
| 0:46.8 | I'm not Southern. |
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