The Vert Show.

If you're playing, yesterday was 55 degrees and you played any farmville, you're an idiot.

It's been arcticly cold here for two weeks. Go outside and plan a real garden. Someone set their alarm last night for 1.30 so they could get up and water their crops. That's insane. You said that, but I wasn't here when you were talking about that. It's true. Someone did. It's true. people get up in the middle of the night to harvest their crops it doesn't make a difference

virtual crops they would never get up in the middle of the night to harvest their crops. It doesn't make a difference.

Virtual crops.

They would never get up in the middle of the night and water their plants in their home.

Intern Reshma's mom does. Yeah, Rishma, come on up here. Get over here. Come on. We're just rehashing a conversation we've had already. But yeah, Reshma's mom, right? So why didn't she's getting up at three in the morning?

Yeah, I got up this morning and I had a little extra time so I got on my farm just because I had it.

And my mom went on last night into my Facebook and

watered all my paint lands down on my crops. She got home at 2.30. What happens in the morning? No, she got home at 2.30. For those of you that don't know what Farmville is, it's a, it's a virtual farm and you wake up in the morning and you're supposed to water your crops and pull the weeds

and you get ridiculous is what it is. Why do you have to water them at one in the morning? You don't water them. You have to harvest them. Otherwise they wither. And then you lose your money. Sorry. Lose the attitude. Okay. We're just talking about it. So what happens? It's an important game, Jeff. You don't understand.

So what happens if you don't harvest them at one? Why can't you harvest them at seven? And when you're alarmed, why don't you just set your alarm for $6.50 instead of seven and harvest them then? I think it's because the crops will, like, lose their money and they, like, go bad. In six hours? Yeah. That's a game. You gotta beat the clock.

You gotta beat the clock.

I think this is unfair, you guys.

I think that we're on here and we're judging Farmville and none of us are,

are,

right? hours? Yeah. How kind of farm is this? You gotta beat the clock. I think this is unfair, you guys.

I think that we're on here and we're judging Farmville and none of us are on it. Not it. I think one of us has got to do it just for a weekend. Not me. Not it. Just for a weekend. You're the only, you last one out? Just for a weekend. let me put all of our names in just for this weekend so at least one of us on the show can talk and tell you

I don't have time I don't have time to harvest a Just for a weekend. Let me put all of our names in just for this weekend. So at least one of us on the show can talk intelligently about it.

I don't have time. I don't have time to harvest a crop. Then your crops may be dead by Monday, but at least you could come on here and at least talk intelligently about it. Let's have Melissa do it. She got plenty of time. She's on the couch. You're covering. Will you email Melissa?

She's not feeling well, but she can harvest virtual crops.

I think that's a great idea because she's been out all week.

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