Vault: The Bert Show needs a wild tailgater to check in after getting drunk
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🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 1:11.5 | No, the Florida Georgia game. |
| 1:12.6 | As I learned last week visiting Florida in Florida. You were going to Jacksonville this weekend. You're going for the Georgia Florida game. |
| 1:11.5 | No, the Florida Georgia game. |
| 1:12.6 | As I learned last week visiting Florida, in Florida, it is definitely the Florida Georgia game. But we are here in Georgia. It's a big game. Jacksonville, you know, there's still a whole bunch of people that are pumped up about the game. It seems like it's going to be a little bit one-sided this year. so maybe there's not the excitement that there has been in past years. |
| 1:27.7 | Georgia Bulldog fans are saying, bird, don't say that. |
| 1:29.9 | I think if we keep the bar set level... a little bit one-sided this year. So maybe there's not the excitement that there has been in past years. |
| 1:27.6 | Georgia Bulldog fans are saying, bird, don't say that. I think if we keep the bar set level, we'll be pleasantly surprised. Right. And you never know in any college football game. That's why college football rocks. Right. I mean, and I think we're probably looking for somebody that's really, really hardcore about going this weekend. Like, the game could mean something to you. |
| 1:46.9 | Maybe it's not consequential. for somebody that's really, really hardcore about going this weekend. Like, the game could mean something to you. |
| 1:46.8 | Maybe it's not consequential to you, but you're going down there to party your arse off. |
| 1:51.9 | And that's what this game is really all about. |
| 1:53.5 | Because the game always falls around Halloween weekend, but the fact that the game is on Halloween, you know, that happens however many years apart. And so people |
| 2:02.2 | who have been a part of this in the past on Halloween, it's usually a bigger party because everybody's |
| 2:06.8 | dressed up, everybody's having a good time. Like you have a history of like severe tailgating, |
| 2:11.6 | so you know you're going to be getting your drink on. Because what we want to do is we want |
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