The Bert Show.

I'm a little bit nervous to start a debate in an area that I think could possibly be law between men and women.

Okay.

What do you mean law?

Just an agreement that we can all make.

Okay.

And I'll tell you why I'm hesitant on doing that because if women agree to one side of the debate, then men have to agree to another side.

And I think that I think we lose out on that.

I'll put it out there.

Okay.

Well, my fear is that if we make the law for women, then the side of this for guys that will go away is that we won't be able to use any of your cool chick products in the shower that we use. Okay. The lufus sponge. The one, the exfoliators you steal and don't tell us. Right. Because it is cool in there, man. You got some really cool, smelly stuff. Mm-hmm. Really nice smelling stuff. Body wash. Body wash and stuff like that that I do like using. and I'm not sure I want to sacrifice that. But I was going to say that I think there should be some kind of law that women aren't allowed to use men's electronic products that we use for our face on other parts. Oh, well, you can't outlaw one thing. And then, yeah, you have to not use, you know, the way and stuff, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's fair.

If you're marking a line in the Santa Territory, then you're marking it. I really like to take fairness out of that. But I think it's completely fair. I think it would be the same thing. like if you agree not to use what we put on our face on other parts of your body,

we won't scrub our testicles with your lufa that you're going to exfoliate your face

with. But you are? No. Well, let me ask you a question. Because I don't know, because I don't date guys.

So if a guy like forget something, will he use a woman's razor if he needs to shave? Yes.

Or he can do that. Or deodorant or moisturizer or shampoo or conditioner. Then you can't use any of that stuff. But that's just because we forgot. What I'm saying is there are women that are over at a dude's house or you're living together or whatever. And a guy uses that, there's a special part of his clippers that we use on our face and stuff like that. And from time to time, we will pick it up.

I will pick it up and realize that that hair in my razor, electric razor.

He's not from your face.

No, and it's not from any of my manscaping either because, you know, I just, I know my body.

And Stacey has taken it into the shower or wherever she does that thing and uses my clippers with it. And does she use the side that actually goes on your face or the side that would be like to trim up the back of your hair? The trim up of the back of the hair. It doesn't matter. That one, the one that kind of pops out. That one's the best. You can't use it for that area if I'm using it on my face.

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