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Vault: The 9:45 am mystery man is back!

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🗓️ 29 June 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: The 9:45 am mystery man is back!

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including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit for hers.com. The Birch Show. Previously on The Birch Show. First of all, I live in a gated townhome community, so you obviously know as a tow to get in here every day. And he comes in about 9.45

1:13.8

every day. And it's just Monday through Friday. And he pretty much gets out of his car. Sometimes he'll

1:20.7

grab something out of the trunk or the back seat. When he's walking down there, she's also

1:26.4

looking around to see if anyone's looking at him.

1:30.0

And then he goes in the town and he goes, goes in for about four or five minutes, and

1:34.4

comes back out, goes to his car, and then he drives away every day.

1:39.2

And weird.

1:40.0

Like on the dot.

1:41.3

So we started speculating earlier this morning, like, what could this guy be up to? We got calls. He's a drug dealer. Mm-hmm. He's growing pot in the basement of his empty townhouse, yeah. He's an aquarium specialist. Aquarium specialist. This is the place he poops every day. Seriously, we got it all, right? So we're now curious just like Whitney is what this what this dude's all about. Right, right. But she said he shows up at 9.45 every morning. So at least our intention will be by tomorrow morning, maybe send somebody out there or just try to figure out what this guy's intention is. And we just wanted to check in with Whitney just to make sure he's still consistent and he's there today. Mm-hmm. So Whitney's back on. Hey, Whitney.

2:35.0

Hello. He didn't show today, did he? No, he's here right now. He is. Oh, nice. Okay. He is. So he pulled up, same spot, parked the BMW. It was about 9.43 this morning. I mean, he's pretty much on the dot every day. Wow. It's part of his moment. He got out of the car, and this is weird.

2:38.0

Like, in this the last couple days, you know, the weather's been nice outside. He's been putting a leather coat on. Like, he's had in the past. It's been doing all winter. He put his jacket on when he got out of the car. He put his jacket on and then

2:52.4

um, has his hands like in his pocket and his walking. You walk down there, went behind

2:58.9

there. He's still there right now, so. He has his hands in his pants pocket or on the jacket

3:03.2

pocket? In the jacket pocket. I have no idea why that was important.

3:57.9

I don't know. It's something that he hasn't as punished, but maybe he's, like, I don't know if it's the whole drug deal thing, and maybe he's bringing it down there. I don't know. But he just always seems to have a jacket. And I just seem with the weather so nice, it just seems kind of odd. I think now we're looking for things, you know. Oh, it's weird. He's got a leather jacket on. And now he's walking back to his car right now, and the jacket's off. The jacket's off. So he got there at 943, it's now 948, like, and you told us this morning, five minutes. He's in. Yeah. Did he go inside the house? He locked him back to his car. Follow the car. Follow the car. He went inside the house today, that townhouse? Yeah. Well, I mean, I couldn't go down to see exactly, but, I mean, I know he goes down there. And he doesn't have his leather jacket on going back to the car? Uh-uh.? He just put in his car and now he's getting in and he's about to drive away.

4:02.2

How old a dude do you think he is?

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