Vault: Teacher Vent Line
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🗓️ 16 June 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:54.6 | Get started and learn more, including important safety information. Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit for HERS.com. Here, Bertia. All right, for months now, we dealt with the students' that line. Yeah, the students could call up and complain about their parents, their homework, their teachers, whatever it was about the school year. but then we decided we wanted to do this for the teachers. |
| 1:13.0 | And this thing filled up quicker than it did with the students. Teachers were ready to go off. Because like you said, I think there's more to go off on. Yeah. Yeah, the students and the parents and the administration, everything they've got to deal with. Salaries, they got to deal with, promotions, stuff like that. So 404-255-35-35 is the teacher |
| 1:31.4 | vent line. And we do run it through the voice disguiser, so the voices that you hear now |
| 1:36.2 | aren't recognizable. I want to vent and tell those stupid little kids to just set the |
| 1:40.9 | up and learn what they need to learn. It's not that difficult. If I tell you to flip a fraction to multiply, just do it. It's not that stupid. Now, you pay as it is. Now, on top of that, I have to do it, little kids who can't wipe themselves who don't know how to multiply, which is something you should have learned in a third grade for having to say, and you can't even add half the time. It's getting on my effing nerve. I said, do it with us? Yes. Get it out. And get it out. That's right. And get it out. Angry. If I'm a parent listening, that is one of your teachers, your kids' teachers. See, that woman is going into class today. |
| 2:19.0 | She is teaching with that anger. |
| 2:20.7 | But if you're the child who should have learned how to divide and multiply in the third |
| 2:24.7 | grade and they're not doing it two or three years later. |
| 2:27.6 | You should have a effing got that done already. |
| 2:29.3 | Yes, that's exactly right. |
| 2:31.9 | I am sick of a parent expecting us to retest students when they fail because they didn't study at home, |
| 2:39.5 | or if they don't read their material that they need to for the testing, |
| 2:43.3 | and they're like, oh, I'm sorry, can we just retest my child? |
| 2:47.8 | That is my biggest problem. |
| 2:49.3 | Thank you. |
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