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The Bert Show

Vault: Students Call The Vent Line

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🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: Students Call The Vent Line

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

All right, the student vent line here.

0:03.0

Sometimes you just got to get it out.

0:04.9

Yeah, especially students.

0:06.2

They're just tired of being in school. It's rainy today. I don't know. You're just ready for Christmas break. It's right around the corner. And you're just like sick of your teachers and your classmates. Everybody's driving you nuts. Everything's so dramatic. It is, man. So emotional and it hurts and it's wonderful and it's awful.

0:22.9

And, you know, so they need a way to get that out because sometimes, you know, people just don't understand. Most of times, especially adults, you don't understand. Because we haven't been there. Because you're old and you don't, I mean, you're just not in the know. So it's fun to listen to these because they will bring you right back to the seventh grade or the ninth grade.

0:39.2

But if you are a student and you want to use our ventline 404-255-3535-35.

0:46.5

Guys suck.

0:48.8

I just want to say to the guy out there at my school, thank you for just using me, flirting with me, acting like

0:58.1

I'm your girlfriend at school, but no, no, when as soon as your real girlfriend comes

1:03.6

around, I'm nothing to.

1:06.2

Like, oh, and then your best friend who wants to go around and flirt with me, but then when we

1:12.5

all get back at school, he acts like a complete jerk. Oh, my gosh. Like, I can't stand him, guys,

1:20.5

sometimes. So for the guy who's used to me for the past couple months, Like, I'm done with you.

1:28.1

Completely done.

1:29.9

You're also going to notice that some of these will translate into the adult world also.

1:34.4

I was going to say, yeah.

1:35.2

She could have been at any age, really.

1:37.4

I have always maintained that none of us really evolved from, like, the eighth grade.

1:40.6

Problems are still the same.

1:42.5

That's true.

1:44.3

Hi. My view true. Hi.

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