The Furt Show.

I want to suspend a second dissecting one social phenomenon that has been passed down from generation to generation that I saw come to a head in a fight the other day.

You saw a fight?

I saw a fight the other day.

A fist fight?

A fist fight? A wrestling fight.

Awesome.

Okay?

I haven't seen a fight in years.

This appeared to me to be between brothers.

I am at the gym working out and I'm on the treadmill. And the way my gym is set up, it's like on the second story. And it's set up in a big, like, strip mall. There's a Kroger right there. And there's a big parking lot. So as I'm working out on the treadmill, I'm looking out and kind of gazing off and seeing what's going on in the parking lot.

And I noticed one mom who appears to be in her, I don't know, mid-40s, you know, and it

appears that she's got like two teenage boys with her, and they're all getting ready to get

into their big Tahoe or suburban or whatever

it is right so mom goes into the car and closes the door and both kids go on their side of the

car and immediately start fighting about who is going to get the front seat shotguns shotguns

you could almost see them both say shotgun all right and they couldn't come to a conclusion on it to the point where they started pushing each other and wrestling with each other in the parking lot of the Kroger. And how old are these people? He could have been anywhere from 12 to 15 years old. Perfect. They were really starting to go at it over that front seat. Oh, yeah.

And I remember having the same feeling, like all the way, I still have it.

Like, if there are three guys going out, and I don't want, I never want to be the guy in the back seat.

I want to be the guy in the coveted passenger spot.

And I want to know what's so great about that seat that we would fight over it.

It's almost like it's, you're the favorite, you're the favorite friend. Like if you're next to the driver, so you're important. Is that what it is? The sucky friends get in the backseat. It is. It's almost like, it's like a royalty position. It's like there's the president, the vice president, and then there's the secretary of arms or whatever. Yeah, the backseat, you have to lean forward to get into the conversation.

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