The Birch Show

Here's the deal. It's North Carolina, and I want to make this statement about local dominoes also.

Do not punish the local dominoes here, because I can tell you right now, I'm being hung over on Sunday, and I'm going to dominoes.com, and I don't care. Any dominoes. Any dominoes. I have done the thing on Domino's, you know, where you watch them make your pizza.

And I never saw it come up where it says,

Jesus is farting on your pizza. And I never saw it come up where it says,

Jesus is farting on your pizza right now.

Insert booger here.

Yeah.

Which is what's been going on.

That never came up on the...

So is that what Canadian bacon really is?

Right.

I hope not.

And I'm wondering if this is an isolated incident.

It totally is.

Or not just dominoes, but if there are those at work in the fast food community that would confess to us that this might happen to you guys a little bit more than you think.

Look, it's not going to kill you, but there's some stuff on your tacos or your burgers or your pizza that if I as a worker are not happy that day or someone

in the drive-thru ticks me off, I take it out on the next dude's order.

I pluck and drop.

You just need to accept the fact that if I've ever lived near or on a college campus,

if you eat takeaway food, you have eaten someone else's pubis.

Oh, dude, really?

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