Vault: She Wants To Break Up With Him Over Plastic Surgery?!
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🗓️ 29 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.4 | Frankly, I am surprised that this phone call that we took yesterday was more controversial. I just didn't think that there would be much of a debate here. But Jay and Hobby really showed how superficial she was yesterday, I thought. Well, and Jeff Dollar, too. I wasn't the only one that felt this way. And you thought I was being totally a hypocrite on it. Totally. You said that I would totally react differently. Yeah. I think if this happened to you in real life, you would react differently than you did yesterday. |
| 0:23.9 | See, my big... a hypocrite on it. You said that I would totally react differently. Yeah, I think if this |
| 0:21.1 | happened to you in real life, you would react differently than you did yesterday. See, my thinking |
| 0:24.9 | is like, guys don't think that far in advance. Like, we wouldn't be thinking of our future baby. |
| 0:30.3 | We'd just be more upset by the past, just not knowing, not being educated on what happened |
| 0:36.8 | to our woman in the past. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. I don't agree with that because I think that would be one of the first things I would think of would be like, now you're jacking up my family, you know, like, I would just, it would be like. You screwed up my bloodline. It would be like buying, you know, the perfect, classic, you know, 65 Mustang red. Of course, there's a car comparison. But then the whole thing is, you know, just patched up with Bondo. Like, I would just be bummed. It's like it's not the real thing. See, to me, like I said, the bigger offense is not knowing what happened over the last year, that they didn't come clean in that relationship because they've been going out for a year. |
| 1:11.7 | That they didn't tell them this major overhaul that they had. Right. Well, we're not even really explaining what the phone call is about. We shouldn't because it's explained in the whole thing. Oh, okay. Good morning, Erin. You're on all the hits Q100. Hello. I've been dating a guy for about a year. we've even talked about marriage |
| 1:27.8 | and I've met his parents before |
| 1:29.5 | but I never really went home he's from |
| 1:32.3 | Colorado okay so we went home for the holiday and it they just got their new snow you |
| 1:37.3 | know that before starting to ski stuff like that and we had a great time and it was that day |
| 1:42.1 | you know everybody's eating the turkey, drinking a little. |
| 2:02.6 | And I'm watching him with his family for the first time met his sister. And I was noticing, you know, he's a good looking guy, you know, or it wouldn't be my boyfriend. I love him. And he looks a little different, or actually a lot different than a lot of the members of his family. so he goes out i I guess it's after they've been skiing, and then they go to the movie. |
| 2:02.2 | I guess they went to see Ray or something, I don't know. |
| 2:04.1 | And I decided to stay home with the sister and the mom, you know, where we're bonding. So they start whipping out the photo album. He's the other baby pictures, you know, the naked baby pictures, all that stuff. And then we get into the ones where he's like in his 20s. |
| 2:15.0 | And they're like pointing to him and I'm like, what? |
| 2:18.5 | He does not look like anything that he looked like. |
| 2:21.4 | And this is in his 20s and stuff |
| 2:22.7 | pictures in college with his um with his friends and stuff so what's different um everything my god |
| 2:28.8 | he looks like frankly dumbo in one of the pictures his ears are sticking out his nose is funny he just does not |
| 2:35.8 | look like the man that i'm going out with i don't understand why does that turn you off so much he |
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