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Vault: She swore off chasing men

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🗓️ 8 June 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: She swore off chasing men

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Get started and learn more, including important safety information. Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit for hers.com. The Bird Show. So normally we do love lost and found and it works like this. Like, if you're at a club, that could happen anywhere. Restaurant, could be in traffic, whatever. Braves game. Grocery store.

1:12.7

And you'll link up with somebody that you think you got some chemistry with, right?

1:16.4

I mean, you guys are vibing on your conversation.

1:18.7

Yet at the end of the conversation, there's that awkward, should I get his phone number or not?

1:22.6

And then you decide that you don't get it.

1:25.2

Or you do get it and you accidentally delete his number in your phone or what have you, right?

1:30.3

But his memory lingers on and you have no way to find the guy or find the woman.

1:35.6

You email us, you give us a description and give us some details about some of the conversation you had with the guy.

1:42.0

Then we'll put it out to the Bert Show community, and chances

1:44.8

are really good. Someone listening is going to know who this guy or this woman is. Yeah. That's normally how Love Lost and Found works. And Emily was all fired up, man. She was getting ready to do it. She met a dude, didn't get the number or whatever, so she was ready to come on and do Love Lost and Found. So she's here now, but we will not be doing Love Lost and Found.

2:02.1

She has enough details on him, right?

2:04.3

Hey, Emily. ready to come on and do love lost and found. So she's here now, but we will not be doing love lost and

2:01.5

found. She has enough details on him, right? Hey, Emily. Doesn't matter. Hello. Hi, how are you?

2:08.4

I'm good. Well, I'm sick, but I'm good. You got a case of the Carter's right now, just as cold.

2:14.0

Poor Melissa. I don't know. I'm just hanging out in the garage, getting me sick, I guess.

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