The Bird Show.

Now, this is not, this is, I'm not saying this in a bragging way, but I have been pretty, pretty drunk in my life at certain times.

And I'm assuming when we put Aaron on, this is going to be a drunk-induced story as a grown man.

If she's making fun of them, I'm assuming so.

But either way, even in my drunk estate when I'd fall asleep or pass out or whatever, if I had to go to the bathroom, something triggers to wake you up and get to the bathroom. Usually. Usually. Why? Have you done it? Have you done it? No, I mean, almost. Like where you're in your dreams? In the dream. Do you ever have that? Where you're In your dream, you're already up and sitting down? Yes.

And you've actually had to check when you wake up. Well, you just wake up and then you bolt to the bathroom because it's right there. That's what I think most people, adults who do it, because they think they're in the bathroom when they're doing it, you know, because of a dream. Wendy, you ever pee the bed as an adult? No way. Come on. I've never been that drunk.

Come on. No, I swear. I don't even know, because of a dream. Wendy, you ever pee the bed as an adult? No way. Come on. I've never been that drunk.

Come on.

No, I swear.

I don't even know anybody that's done it.

Jeff, how often have you done it?

Zero.

Hey, Aaron. Yes, hey. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you? Now, we're assuming this is going to be a drunk-induced story, right?

No, and y'all, this is why I had to call. It's not.

Really?

Oh, no.

This is why I had to call. It's not.

Really? Oh, no.

This is why I'm so shocked.

That's what everyone is asking. But I had to call because I had to find out, has anyone heard of an adult who was not drunk who peed the bed?

And there's no medical issues going on?

No, absolutely not.

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