You're on the Bert Show.

And if you're listening to The Birts Show about this time yesterday, the Bert Show introduced you to Stacy, right?

Yes, Stacy was at Fidelia on Saturday night with a group of people, among those people I think was her sister.

And she saw this guy walk through the door and she, you know, she's like, you know how girls do.

But oh, look at him.

He's mine. Yeah, it's called dibs and

but apparently stacey's got the um he's got the fill disease where she doesn't have much game

so she saw him from a distance and registered him as he's mine but didn't do anything about it

until a little while later her friends were like he's checking you out you know like and you said earlier

that they like him and now he's checking you out this is it the door's open walk right through go get you

some and so she went up to him and said god you look like somebody i know which is a total lie and uh so

they took a picture together so she could apparently show it was It was her gimmick to break the ice with him.

Gotcha.

Her opening line.

Her opening line was, you look exactly like this guy I know from my hometown. Please let me take a picture of you so I can share it with him. And he'll think it's so funny. It works. It works. It's an icebreaker. Well, it's an icebreaker if you have game because then when I said, okay, well, what'd you follow that up with?

Let's get the details.

Let's find out where's he work?

And she said, okay, well, what'd you follow that up with?

Let's get the details. Let's find out where's he work.

And she said, I'd follow it up with nothing. I really have no game. I didn't know what to say. So I thanked him for the picture and walked away. So that's all she had yesterday. That's all she had. And I think that her sister gave her that. Yeah. I mean, literally no game.

Yeah, like, here, say this, go, you know.

So her sister emailed us and said, look, you got to help her, and hopefully this will be easy because we got a picture of the guy. But unfortunately, because of gameless Stacy, we've only known that his first name is Byron. And when she said, I think I know you, he said, said well i'm from tallahassee florida

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