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Vault: She's moving in with two men and neither knows Part 2

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🗓️ 17 June 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Vault: She's moving in with two men and neither knows Part 2

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1:12.8

But no.

1:13.5

How was it a great idea.

1:12.8

But no.

1:13.5

How was it a great idea?

1:25.4

Well, in her head, it was a great idea. I mean, she was getting the best of both worlds. Wendy's like, I'm so tired of being single that two men sounds awesome. Well, in her mind, it was a great idea. I mean, you have the guy you really like in Kenneslaw,

1:27.3

but you have convenience of guy in Midtown and his place, so it's closer to work.

1:29.4

Chiching.

1:29.8

All right, now refresh my memory against you, Olivia, like, what was the mom component in this whole thing that you were using as the excuse? My mother is going through a divorce, and so she needs a lot of moral support right now, and I'm going to be there half the time I gotcha

1:44.2

so you told you told each guy that yeah okay so that's built an excuse now for the next

1:50.1

couple of days next couple of weeks next couple of months sometimes these divorces take years

1:54.7

a couple of months I mean she's she's really going through it so right all right so

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detail is the weekend.

2:02.6

I mean, right from the start.

2:03.8

So who do you make the move with first, which part of town?

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