Vault: She's Certain Her Boyfriend Exposed Her On Purpose
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🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.6 | All right, we got Ash Lynn ready to go. |
| 0:04.0 | This is the girl that we were talking about that accidentally was naked in front of her boyfriend's roommate and thinks that maybe her boyfriend was behind it. |
| 0:13.4 | Can you stick around for this crash? |
| 0:14.7 | Because I think that you'd probably have some experience in this area. |
| 0:18.4 | You said, naked girl. |
| 0:19.8 | I figured, all right, I'll go ahead and stick around. Hey, Ashland. Hello. How are you this morning? I'm good. How are you? Good. Thank you for you for me. Shut up. Very funny. Thanks for emailing us and thanks for coming on this morning. This seems like it's a bit of a weird situation you got yourself into here. Yeah, it's really, |
| 0:37.7 | really awkward. All right. Give us the timing of the whole thing and all the details. |
| 0:42.7 | Basically, I've been dating this guy for like two months, and I stay at his place a lot, and he |
| 0:48.6 | kind of stays at mine. Monday, I was staying at his house, and it was like 11, 11. 1130 and he asked me to go get us some water. |
| 0:57.6 | And I started like putting a sweatshirt on and putting some clothes on. |
| 0:59.7 | He's like, oh, no, don't worry about it. |
| 1:00.9 | Nobody's home because it's two roommates, you know, are usually there and he was like, oh, they're not home. |
| 1:05.6 | So I go into the kitchen and Brad, his roommate, was the kitchen, and I had no clothes on. |
| 1:13.3 | Oops. |
| 1:13.9 | And I freaked out, ran back in, and he thought it was, and I told him, I was like, |
| 1:17.8 | oh, my God, Brad was just in the kitchen, and he thought it was hysterical. |
| 1:21.3 | He started laughing. |
| 1:22.3 | He wasn't comforting me at all. |
| 1:23.6 | I don't know if he did that on purpose. |
| 1:26.1 | I don't know if that's something like I do, tell me to go in there. I was so humiliated. Was there any way for him to know his roommate was in the kitchen at the time, though? I mean, no. I didn't hear anything either, but, like, he knows his schedule. What? He insisted that neither his roommates were home. Do you mind me asking how old you guys are? Yeah, I'm 24. How old is he? 25. 25. That doesn't sound like something that you would do on purpose. I mean, I wouldn't want my roommates. If you were 21, would it be? I thought he thought it was the most hysterical thing ever. See, now, there might be, like, if you're 19 or 20 years old, I can almost see, like, some moron doing that, you know? |
| 2:03.1 | But, I don't know. Is this sound like... It didn't sound like he did it with anything intended, you know? He was just like, oh, you want to get a glass of water? Yeah, go ahead. I mean, it was late at night, so... Right. But why, I just don't know why he didn't... He insisted on me not putting my sweatshirt in my, my, my pants on. |
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