Vault: She recieved a mysterious text message
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🗓️ 25 June 2026
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.3 | All right, I'm just curious. |
| 0:03.7 | We've been doing this kind of segment now for years, really. Yeah, it's something that you're curious about. You know it's probably none of your business, and you should probably not think about it. But you're just curious and need to find the answer. So you can come to us with the situation. We try to help you get those answers. So you don't look like the one who's too nosy. We'll be the ones that are too nosy for you. |
| 0:21.8 | Right. |
| 0:22.2 | So this is sort of the text version of I'm Just Curious. get those answers. So you don't look like the one who's too nosy. We'll be the ones that are too |
| 0:21.0 | nosy for you. Right. So this is sort of the text version of I'm Just Curious. Jen got one of these a couple of days ago. And she's really curious about the backstory of the text because it wasn't intended for her. Yeah. I got one that was, it was actually over the holidays, like right around New Year's or something. |
| 0:36.0 | And it was like, I'm his baby mama. |
| 0:39.8 | And I don't care if you got kids to. Mine are more important and stay off my man and all this kind of stuff. I mean, it was like angry, angry text. Like lots of it was in all caps, whatever. And I told my friend I was with, I was like, oh, checked out this text message. I don't think this was intended for me. |
| 0:55.1 | And he laughed about it and said, I should have just played along and just like kept going |
| 0:58.7 | back and forth and like get into a fight with whoever this was on the other end. I was like, no, no, no. I don't need that drama. I don't want somebody having my phone number. And then I got another one the other day about somebody talking about how they were at the movies. |
| 1:09.9 | And it was filled with white people and they were talking to the screen. |
| 1:13.9 | The white people |
| 1:11.5 | and they were talking to the screen and the white people were talking to the screen. |
| 1:16.0 | They couldn't believe that white people were talking at the screen or something like that. |
| 1:19.6 | And it was like three text messages in a row from somebody. |
| 1:22.4 | I don't know who it is. |
| 1:23.7 | So if Jen was one of you guys calling, she would tell us the story. She would give us the phone number off the air. And what we'll do later on today is we will record calling these people and going, hey, just between you and me, you know, that text message wasn't intended for me. But I'm dying to know what that was all about. Yeah. So this is only going to work if you still have the phone number. Right, right. Good morning. |
| 1:44.5 | Terry, you're on Q100. Hey, Bert Show. Hey, Terry. What's going on? Not too much. A couple weeks ago, I was working on the weekend and got this text message and did not know who it was. I don't know why. I guess because I'm paranoid in a conspiracy theorist, and I kept it for evidence. |
| 2:03.7 | Just in case, youist, and I kept it for evidence. |
| 2:03.7 | Just in case, you know, someone was screwing with me and I needed evidence or something. |
| 2:08.4 | But it wasn't near as dramatic as Jen's baby mama text. |
| 2:12.4 | But you're still curious, so what did it say? |
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