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Vault: She received a butt-dial about marijuana

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🗓️ 1 July 2026

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Vault: She received a butt-dial about marijuana

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1:12.6

My cousin, who's 17, accidentally called me about 10 o'clock one night, and in the background,

1:22.1

you hear him talking about marijuana and rolling up some weed and being out of joints or not. I don't know what they were right

1:28.4

though, but anyways, I was just wondering if I could call her out on it or not. Well, who in the

1:34.5

phone conversation does it sound like she's talking to? Is it like a friend or? Well, yeah,

1:38.9

there's another guy in the background I didn't recognize it and there was my 14 year old cousin.

1:43.1

Oh, so she's discussing it with somebody else. She did it in front of the 14-year-old? Yeah, they were all there. Was the 14-year-old participating? That I'm not sure of. I'm knowing him, probably. Were they actually smoking, or were they just talking about it and maybe a friend's doing it? That I don't know because it went after that after a couple minutes of them talking about rolling it up.

2:07.4

It went blank.

2:08.5

I guess I don't know if they left the room because she obviously had her phone on the counter.

2:12.4

Yeah, I would definitely talk to her.

2:14.3

But I would take her aside one on one.

2:50.8

Right, right. Yeah, I didn't want to like confront her, but, you know, like acting like I'm trying to be a hard, you know, but I mean, I don't have any... Being adult. There's no real... I, I, yeah, being an adult, she's still a kid, so, I mean, I don't think you're being hard on talking to her about being in front of a 14-year-old talking about marijuana. Right. Now, who approaches her, though? Does she go? Yes. Or does she go to mom? No. She gets to her by herself. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. No, you go to the teenager and you talk one-on-one. look, you know, we got to talk for a second. Definitely, we're the 14-year-old.

2:52.2

Okay, so, and how old are you? 27. So you're 27, so the 27-year-old cousin, right? Yeah. 27-year-old cousin goes to talk to the 14-year-old doesn't bring mom into it. No, no, talking to the 17-year-old who both dialed. Okay, because it talks a 16-year-old doesn't bring mom into it.

3:09.3

A year from now, this is a bigger problem. mom into it. No, no, talking to the 17-year-old who both dialed her. Okay, because it talks to the 17-year-old doesn't bring mom into it.

3:59.6

A year from now, this is a bigger problem. The 27-year-old's known about it and never told mom. Well, she needs to figure out the problem first before even talking to mom because who knows what they were discussing or if they were even doing anything or if they're talking about a friend. And I gotta be honest with you, I think it'll be more effective for that 17 year old if the 27 year old cousin says look i got to put you side and you've got to straighten this up more so than the mom or kind of you know say if you don't quit then it's gonna become an issue with the parents or and how but how are you going to know if they quit see i think i'm on the other side of this i, I think you as the older cousin, I think you have to go to the parents. I think you can go to the kid first and go, look, this is what you did, and this is what I just want to let you know. Well, yeah, the problem with that is, I mean, their dad's not there and their mom works at night. And I mean, it's not real been much of a parent to them. So, you don't know how that would so that's where that's where I'm coming from is that I feel like if something is because

4:04.1

that's kind of extreme then that's a reaction to something going on so that's why I say she goes

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