The Bird Show.

So we have a debate that I don't know how much I'll be able to weigh in on.

I mean, I'll have an opinion, obviously, but everyone in this room has a sibling except for me.

So, and Paige has a sibling-related issue.

Okay.

So I may, I'll offer up an opinion, but this is going to be yours and then callers to help out. He said that so sad. I know. Just me. Oh, he's not sad that he got all the attention and all the goodies and all the booty. Yeah, I'm fine. No, hammydowns. All the what? Booty. How kind of family do you grow up in? No, like pirate booty. Dude.

But, yeah.

Just so you know, I didn't grow up on the high seas.

Hey, Paige, welcome to the show.

Hi, how are you?

Good.

How are you?

I'm okay.

So, I're having some loyalty issues.

Yes, definitely.

I really need your help.

All right, what's going on?

This is your brother versus your best friend.

Exactly. Tell us a story. Okay. Well, she's been my best friend since middle school. We've been friends for a very long time. I love her. She's like my sister. And she is my sister because she's married to my brother. So that's cool. So they're married. Okay. Gotcha. Okay. All right. So my brother had to take on an extra job. The economy is affecting everyone and it's affecting his family.

Well, not an extra job. He took an extra shift where he works.

Okay.

And he had this agreement with my best friend, his wife, to cut back on going out to eat and shopping.

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