The Bert Show.

I just got a jury summons and this is the second form in a week that I've had to fill out that has something that's like troubling for me.

Right.

When you go through it and you're like, you know, are you a U.S. citizen?

Yes. Are you female, male?

You know, you have to fill out.

I've never been summoned for the jury.

Oh, hey.

That's weird because you're a voter.

Yeah, I never, never once.

Because you're gay.

They're like, oh, she's a little lavender and pink.

I'm sorry.

So I've actually been summoned a lot, but never had to actually go through with a trial or anything.

But yeah, so I got a jury summons to go on my birthday, which I was actually able to get out of because we had Bert's Big Adventure and I was out of town for work.

So I called them and said so, and so they sent a new one.

Anyway, the point is, is that when filling out this form and then also some medical forms recently, under marital status, they have listed single, married, partner, divorced, or widowed.

And I just wonder why you have to circle divorced.

Why can't you just circle single?

Right.

Oh, that is a good point.

Why do they have that listed, like even on medical forms? Do you think it has something to do with the selection process? Like, somehow that would put you in a category that the lawyers would know if they want you in this jury or not? Oh, yeah. It makes more sense. It makes more sense with the jury than it would with medical records though but it's on just about everything so like

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