The Bird Show

Our intern, Bianca, is back after being gone for a week, and you're very missed. Spring break! You know what? You can't miss you guys. You didn't miss us. You didn't miss us. You didn't think about us for a second. Kurt was so upset that you didn't come in, that he didn't come in at all either. Yeah, I've went on. I purposely broke my knee. I said if you're not going to be in, I'm not coming in.

So where did you go for spring break? You didn't come in that he didn't come in all either. Yeah, I've went on. I purposely broke my knee.

I said if you're not going to be in, I'm not coming in.

So where did you go for spring break? Cancun. Oh, yeah. Oh, and that's a party place. Yes, it is, definitely. Was this your first spring break? No, I've been plenty places before. Take us old folks down there. Tell us what it's like in Mexico for spring break.

Well, it's margaritas and partying and a lot of drinking they still do that huh maybe hey bert really did

did you really have knee surgery bert or were you i was in cancun yeah i was fishing that's where i

got the knee injury um i don't think like spring break is never going to change, man. Same as it was 50 years ago as it is now. Drinking. Did they do the thing at the senior frogs where they blow the whistle and shoot the shots into your mouth? No, we didn't do that, but I did it on a party boat. Okay. Party boats. Drinking on the water. Drink it to the land. Not only to see to get to Cancun, but then you had to get on a party boat. Oh, yeah. Sure. Sheepest liquor in Mexico, man. Open bar all day, unlimited. Wow. They just kept it coming. Was there any day at spring break where you didn't have a drink of alcohol?

No.

Why would you do that?

Yeah, why would you?

Just to ask him. That's the point.

So I want to hear about the creepy guy because I've...

This is fascinating.

I've heard stories of like adult dudes, like my age dudes who go down to Cancun and Mexico, because they

during spring break time as their vacation. Like, they take their vacation week from their job,

not their college spring break, their full-time job. And I was like, whatever, you get, you know.

Let it go. Yeah. I'm going to tell next, Stacy, I'm going to tell her next year. That's where

I'm going on my solo trip.

I'm going out of Cancun on my solo trip. Make sure you're... Make sure you happen to be on the spring break. Well, you know, that's always a friend of a friend. You know, it's like that urban legend thing. Right. But Bianca saw one or two of those dudes creeping around down there. It was very creepy.

Well, we were boarding for the party boat, and it was all teenagers. And there were older people, but they were with their families. Nobody was solo. So this one guy came on by himself, and it was okay. So he sat in the corner. How old was he? He was late 30s, early 40s. Yeah. Too old to be there. Yeah. So he was like, it was like he was disguised.

He had a hat covering his face, big glasses on, like, and he sat in the back by himself.

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