The Bert Show.

All right, so let's just get you all caught up with Callie.

You remember her from when we left, right before we left for Bert's Big Adventure.

The whole family is going to go on vacation and I'm really excited to go with them because

their aunt has a house in Tampa and the younger sister was supposed to bring her boyfriend

that they broke up.

So she's like, I'm going to bring my friend Valerie.

And my boyfriend came up to me and he's like, I just want you to know.

He goes, I don't want this to be weird.

But Valerie and I dated all throughout high school.

All right.

So that was right before we left for Bert's Big Adventure.

So she got a whole bunch of different advice.

Well, yeah, because the ex-girlfriend was really best, you know, close friends with the sister. So the sister had invited her. So it wasn't the boyfriend that invited her. And it wasn't the parents that invited her. It was the sister. So we were wondering, was she going to say anything at all? Was she going to go? I don't know. And Melissa, I think you were the one that thought that this was really more about the sister.

Well, I don't know. And Melissa, I think you were the one that thought that this was really more about the sister.

Well, I just didn't trust the fact. Yeah, I just didn't trust that the sister invited the ex

because, I mean, are they best friends? I don't know. But I just feel like if my sister, for instance,

had dated this guy for all through high school.

And then later on, we were on the Carter family vacation bringing Melanie's new boyfriend.

There is no way in my mind.

I think, you know what, I'm going to bring the ex-boyfriend on the trip, too, because he's my buddy.

I don't know.

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