Vault: She doesn't think her girlfriend is really gay
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🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The First Show. |
| 0:01.6 | Melissa, you're probably going to have to spearhead this one. |
| 0:04.4 | Voice disguiser. Okay. Voice disguiser. But we'll all have opinions. Boyce because I'm gay. Yep. Mary is also gay. Okay. She's one of your kind. And she's having some... One of my kind. And she's having some relationship problems. All right. Hi, Mary. Hi. Okay. Mary's on the voice disguised. What's going on? |
| 0:23.8 | Recently... relationship problems. All right. Hi, Mary. Okay, and Mary's on the voice disguised. What's going on? |
| 0:23.9 | Recently, I have moved in with my best friend, and we started dating. It was meant to be a roommate |
| 0:31.5 | situation, but we ended up dating, and most recently, while being physically intimate she has mentioned that she is thinking |
| 0:42.3 | about a guy okay and it originally it was okay and if you're fantasies you can deal with it |
| 0:50.4 | but now it's an every time kind of thing so let let's go back. I just said a few questions, personal questions for me, Melissa. Okay. All female roommates have a sexual relationship? Anyway, I knew you can go that on this path. Let me ask you a question. So you were best friends with her first. Has she ever been with a woman or dated women before you? Yes, that's all she's ever done. It's all she's ever done, okay? And how old around? Like, what age range are you guys? I know you're on the voice disguisers, so you don't have to say specifically, but... Early 20s, late 20s? Mid 20s for me and mid-30s for her. Mid-30s for her. Wow. Okay. |
| 1:28.3 | Huh. |
| 1:29.1 | Exactly. |
| 1:30.8 | She's never been with a man. |
| 1:31.7 | She's only been with women. |
| 1:36.6 | She has been, but never, it's never been emotional. |
| 1:39.6 | It's, you know, just been physical occasionally. |
| 1:40.6 | Okay. |
| 1:57.4 | Yeah, I mean, so it was okay before when she said this to you, that that's what kind of what, it's after 830, so by the way, kids, you know, we talk more adult stuff. So she fantasizes about guys when she's with you. You said it's okay at the beginning, and now, I mean, how does it make you feel? |
| 2:04.5 | I just, I am at the point where it needs to be done, I guess. |
| 2:09.6 | I either need you to be with me or decide you're going to try to be with him, and I don't... Is it the same guy that she's thinking about? |
| 2:12.5 | Is it a specific guy or guys... |
| 2:13.9 | Oh. |
| 2:14.3 | Oh, honey. |
| 2:15.1 | Well, my first reaction is bah. |
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