Hey, the bird show.

Alright, let's get back to Tanya.

Here's the call that she made to us on Friday. I've hooked up with his penis is entirely too small. I mean, he hooked up, but he talks too much. He's just irritating and he wants to do it again. I'm like, I don't want to. And he said, why not? I just don't want to, but I'm just going to finally tell him the reason why.

You're not making that up. Like, that's a legitimate reason? That's a legitimate reason. All right, so I wasn't here on Friday. So the deal is he works his way into bed with her. Is he awful? Once. Okay, they hook up once. It's so bad, but the reason it's so bad is because of the size.

Okay, so he up once. It's so bad, but the reason it's so bad is because of the size.

Okay, so he had some technique, but it's so small that even if he had the greatest technique in the world, it was still going to be bad.

And he was diligent about saying, baby, I can make it right for you.

And she was going, uh-uh.

And he was so persistent. going uh-uh and there was

he was so persistent shouldn't feel like there was anything else she could do but tell him that

and Jeff was saying anything come up with anything else but that except tell him anything else

it'd come up with I'm sorry I don't I think I like women now I'm sorry I don't know that I'm in a place to be in any sort of relationship right now, anything. But just so I'm clear, she told him initially, you have a small penis and there's nothing you can do about it. No, she hadn't told him yet. She was just saying she wasn't going to do it again. Okay. Here's Tonya back on the voice disguiser. Hey, Tanya, did he work his way back into bed with you? You give him one more shot? Come on. No, I did not. And let me clarify, we never even slept together. We kind of fooled around. Right. There's different definitions of hooking up. Yeah, hooking up. So you just messed around and you did the drive-by. Yes, and I did, you know, the slight check and it is very small. And, oh, my God, I was just telling Tracy, he just nonstop this morning. Like, please, I just want to yell it, you know. And I'm like, no, I don't want to get together. And I even did Jeff Steen about, we're not compatible.

He said, I've never heard of no such thing. I've never been told it by a woman. I'm like, are you freaking kidding me? That's why you don't have one. This guy has a huge ego. Oh, my God. A little, yeah, huge ego and a little thing. Oh, my God. That's a bad combination. No, I think that there's, I mean, there's a certain stigma that goes along with being a short guy.

I'm one of them. I think that most would think, okay, that's, that's probably his parts are all small all the way around. Is this guy a big guy with a small part, or is he a small guy with a small part? He's probably about five, ten. I mean, good looking. You know, he's okay looking. It's just that, you know what I'm saying? I can't do nothing with it. And I know that. And so I feel like I'm, without hurting his feelings, but I'm about to tell him, because my text is getting blown up right now. Does he know you're on the radio?

Huh? Does he know you're on the radio? Then he would know the reason. I don't think so. There must be some women listening, and we can use the voice disguiser for you guys also, that you're glad you gave him a shot. Even though he had a really small thing there, you gave him a shot, and you were pleasantly surprised because you knew what he was doing

and at first you were probably just like tanya you're like you're all grossed out because at first

it must be shocking it's going to be one of those things if we get one call i'll be surprised

serious yeah 404 741 q100 maybe he's very talented at other things i hope stacy's in the gym

that's all I'm saying.

I hope she's not listening.

She's like, oh, sweet, I got the hotline.

I don't know how to get right through.

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