The Bert Show.

All right, this was Sue on Friday.

This was her game plan.

This guy, I was dating him for a year, and he was dating his ex-girlfriend at the same

time, and he got engaged to her while we were still dating and broke up with me every Christmas,

and they're getting married this weekend.

And so I have all the proof that he cheated on her. And so we're going to

put it all in an envelope. And right after they get married, one of my friends is going to deliver

it to her and said that she's married to him because I'd rather her get married and see what a

loser he is after they're married.

All right, Sue, so the refresher course in Psycho here is that you've tried to tell her before

that he's a cheating lion bastard, but she wouldn't believe you, right?

Yeah.

So you're kind of frustrated by that, and was Melissa right?

Like the two you guys were dating him at the same time?

Well, she dated him first for about three years, and then he broke up with her for me,

and then he went back with her, and I broke up with him, and it was going back and forth.

She was your nemesis, really.

You were the jump off.

After, like, everything that happened this weekend, I guess we really, like, both weren't aware of as much of each other as we thought we were. Okay. Well, let's dive right in. What happened? Well, basically, after I got off the phone with you guys, one of the groomsmen called me, and he asked me if I was on the Burt show because he knew everything that I had happened because he's good friends with my ex. and I kind of just laughed at us and he was like, well, if it was you, he was like, I think she deserves to know and I think you should go and you should do it. He's like, but I think you should know that she has no idea that you guys were still in contact that whole year. He, when I messaged her to tell her everything, he actually got on her Facebook and erased it and blocked me so that I couldn't talk to her.

And he just said, you know, I think that maybe you should go to the rehearsal dinner instead, so she still has a chance to call off the wedding.

Because it could have been you because he kind of just basically flipped the coin to decide who he was going to marry.

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