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Vault: She accidentally texted Jeff instead of her fiancé

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🗓️ 26 June 2026

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Vault: She accidentally texted Jeff instead of her fiancé

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.5

Oddly enough, when we were in Disney for Bert's Big Adventure, I was the recipient of an incorrectly

0:07.7

placed text message from our very own Joanna.

0:11.0

And she corrected it very quickly, but the reaction, like, it didn't process that she sent

0:19.0

it to the wrong person at first like I thought it was an inside

0:23.2

joke that I had missed but and I deleted it I as soon as I deleted I regret well I remember what

0:29.5

it said it was a text message and it was like hey baby everybody loves my ring.

0:38.6

I love you.

0:42.9

And I was like, and I saw it, you know, come in from Joanna.

0:44.0

So I figured it was work related.

0:46.7

And then it says, hey, baby, everybody loves my ring.

0:47.7

I love you.

0:50.5

And I'm like, I don't get the joke.

0:52.5

But Jason, Jeff.

0:55.2

I mean, I could say were there right next to each other on the phone. Joanna needs some more friends whose name started with J-A, J-B, J-C, or J-D.

0:59.6

Right.

1:00.2

I was so embarrassed when I realize, because I always double-check because it's happened to me in the past

1:08.1

where I go to send Jason a text and I've accidentally scrolled down one too far because you're right below him. Right. And I realized, oh, no, no, not Jeff, but Jason. So I go back and I fix it. Well, this time I didn't. And when I went back to look at my phone to see if Jason had written back and it says Jeff Dollar, I was like, oh my gosh, I feel like such an idiot. Well, it was only a couple minutes. It could have been worse. Because I was actually. You went like dirty talk to, sex sting, nothing like that. And that's what I was afraid of because I was like, I'm not, you know, we've sent text messages like that in the past. So. Like pictures. Yeah, not me and Jeff. Well, it wasn't a photo or anything like that. I sent them to Joanna, but she never responds. Right. She must just assume that they're for other people or something. But I was like, I'm staring at it going, I don't get the joke. Well, if it's a sexed message, then Jeff would have totally said is for me and not Jason.

2:18.8

So it's, you know, the ring thing. At least you can't claim that. Yeah, crap. Why couldn't I have gotten her a ring too? Then I could have saved it and pretended she loved me. But then like two minutes later, she wrote, oh my God, so sorry. That was meant for Jason. Because Katie accidentally sent a message To a former never

2:20.0

To a forma. To a forma. Well, yeah. And so, but it was totally resolved. But yes, she was so embarrassed because it wasn't to me. It was just to a friend. But the way it was worded to the friend, it was, hey, miss you, when can I see you again? To her her college buddy but then when it ended up being somebody

2:35.4

in the phone that you know she had a past encounter with then uh then yeah it then it's then it had a

2:43.1

totally different context you know so uh joanna i'm glad everybody likes your ring and i'd love you

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