Vault: Results - She's So Innocent She's Willing to Take a Lie Detector to Prove It
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 1:15.0 | I did. I did. I told him the situation's gotten out of hand. I think I found a way to actually put his mind at ease. |
| 1:21.5 | Okay, here's what you're listening for right now. This sound effect right here is the software, the voice analyzing software, picking up stress. |
| 1:29.8 | This is what you'll hear. |
| 1:34.0 | Okay. |
| 1:34.8 | So in casual conversation, you're just going to hear there'll be nothing behind her voice. |
| 1:38.5 | And only Bert hears that. |
| 1:40.1 | And this is the lie detector picking up just like, I mean, the stress levels are way high, and this is what the lie detector interprets as a lie. Okay. It's subtle. So keep in mind, we're having a conversation, and I'm hearing all this stuff go on in my head, so from time to time I'll hear this. See, I'd be so distracted. Because if that happened, I start laughing or something. I'd yell out. |
| 2:01.2 | Whoa! |
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