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Vault: PSA Ethan

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🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: PSA Ethan

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.0

It was a riveting minute and 20 seconds yesterday of a call that we took about a guy named Ethan. We will play it for you here in just a couple of seconds. Good morning. Jackie, you're on Q-100. Good morning. How are you guys this morning? Good. Now, even before you tell us what you did, we all totally understand. You know, it's like you just go through this period. period if you don't have that cooling off period you're capable of doing just about

0:23.6

anything you see tell us what you did we all totally understand you know it's like you just go through this period if you don't have that cooling off period you're capable of doing just

0:23.4

about anything you see red you're you're so I wait you want to you want to hurt

0:28.0

somebody what was the infraction that got you so crazy I was about 14 years ago

0:32.8

I was dating this girl and I went to my mom and come home come back we were living

0:36.7

together and she was in the

0:37.6

backyard with this other girl doing some things and I was like you know we got in an argument

0:43.7

she left with her well when she left and we took all her clothes out of the closet all her clothes

0:49.4

out of the drawers went to the basement cut them up took, put him on them, and lit them all on fire.

0:55.2

It's so waiting to exhale moment. Yeah, that's right. Oh, it was horrible. But the stupid thing was that I could have caught the house on fire. Oh, you did in the basement, true. Yeah, you don't even think about that. All that'll happen. That would have really taught our lesson if you'd burn the house. You have no home to come back to.

1:11.2

I'll tell you why there are no guys on the line,

1:13.5

because when we're in that period, that just got burned, period, the way that we lash out is we go and we have sex with the closest available woman. Ah, right. We can't calculate quick enough. We're just angry, and it all goes back to sex for us.

1:28.4

Good morning, Christina.

1:29.5

You're on Q100.

1:30.4

Hi.

1:31.0

Good.

1:31.4

How are you?

1:33.4

I'm okay.

1:34.3

I just really wanted to comment on what you were talking about this morning.

1:38.0

I dated a guy where we lived together four years and had two children by him.

1:42.5

And we moved, we made a decision to move with his

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