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First we'll start off the show today with a classic phone scam.

You can always go.

If you're looking for someplace to go to dinner, you can always go to Costco and wander the aisles and just feast on the samples that they provide you.

The problem is you sample too much, they eventually throw you out. Hello? Hi, I'm looking for Stacy. This is Stacy. Stacey. Tassie, Todd Lolley calling

Wook'saw warehouse. Yeah. I don't have a lot of time to deal with this because I'm backed up with a ton of

stuff. But we're yanking your membership. We're going to process a refund and get it back to you.

What are you talking about? That's going to take, we yank your membership due to an oversampling issue.

Sampling? Sampling what?

Were you in the store this past weekend?

Yeah, I shop there all the time. Right. And did you sample any food, snacks, anything that are elderly? Well, yeah. My husband and I were in there. We might have sampled a couple of things,

but what's illegal about that? Did you sample the cheese sticks?

Well, yeah.

And how many did you sample, please?

I don't know, one or two.

And how many did your husband sample?

Maybe a couple.

Well, what's the big deal?

You had four cheese sticks, according to our videotape,

and Hazel, the woman at the counter,

and your husband had five.

Well, I was lunchtime.

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