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Calling up a guy, I don't know why I have this fear. Whenever I go out in Atlanta, if I park, if I don't pay, you know, some dude, 10 or 15 bucks to park in a lot, I'm convinced I'm going to come out and there's going to be a boot on my car. And then I'm convinced there's no such thing as an official boot. like I think they're all people who just own boots

and they go to parking lots and go let's get that one

and wait for my 50 And then I'm convinced there's no such thing as an official boot. Like, I think they're all people who just own boots and they go to parking lots and go,

let's get that one and wait for my $50 cash.

So I call this guy up who has the same exact fear.

He paid for a parking spot in a lot for the entire month.

I still booted him.

Okay. I still booted him. Hello, this is Jim Stibb.

Hi, Jim. How are you?

I'm fine. How can I help you?

Good. My name is Rudy Stav I call in your courtesy phone call.

We've talked before.

Just want to give you a heads up to hit the ATM before you come out to the parking lot

because we got another boot on your car.

I shouldn't have a boot on my car. I paid for the spot.

So, um...

Right. I'm the one that you paid last time you got booted.

Right.

Well, I mean, there's been some kind of a mistake because I'm not actually parked illegally

this time.

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