Hey, the bird show.

Phil Tarana is back from vacation.

Hello, my amigos.

Como are you? No, it's no bien. No bien. No, bueno. We're going to cover a lot of ground with Phil today on his vacation in Mexico. Oh, that's excellent. I hate America right now. This is the last place I want to be. Where in Mexico did you go? A place called Barcelo Maya Beach. It was about an hour south of Cancun, about 20 minutes south of a little town called Playa Carmen.

And we did the whole resort package, the whole all-inclusive. And if you ever go down to Mexico or, you know, go to the Caribbean, that's the way to go. Just pay one price right there. We got our money's worth. We got our money back in airfare and hotel alone. And then, you know, non-inclusive, you get food and drinks involved as well. So, I mean, I think I drank my weight and peanut colitis and rum all weekend. They were like, we got to get this Gringo out of here. We are so going to be out of business next week. What does Gringo mean? Kind of like white dude. Oh, is that it? Yeah. Okay, good. Because a couple people called me Gringoes. I was like, hey, thank you. No? I don't know what to hit you or to shake your hands. Started chest budding him like, what are you talking about, huh? You want some of this American stuff, huh? What's up? No? Bring it. Do you want to, can I tell you a quick story now? Sure. Okay, you'll like this. So I don't know if y'all have noticed. I'm a big George Bulldogs fan.

And I even described it. Do you want to, can I tell you a quick story now? Sure. Okay, you'll like this. So, I don't know if you've noticed.

I'm a big Georgia Bulldogs fan.

Hmm.

And I even, describe, describe exactly what that looks like on my shoulder. It's the Georgia G. Right. And describe, there's, it's the black circle G. Yeah. And then all Georgia fan knows. and then there's a red circle that goes around it, a little bit of red circle that goes around it.

So we get down to Mexico,

and it's our first day out goes around it, a little bit of red circle that goes around it.

So we get down to Mexico and it's our first day out in the water or just out of the pool up playing around and I'm wearing it. No, I didn't go shirtless. You're still not going shirtless? I couldn't do it. Really? Because, you know what? I stopped because after I took the pictures, I kind of started drinking again. I haven't been training as hard as I wanted to,

and I'm still just not as comfortable as I want to be with my body. But, I mean, I was comfortable enough with myself. Anyway, I wasn't shirtless, but I had like a, it wasn't like a redneck, you know, tank top on with some pitch stains or anything. But I did have, I did have like a muscle tea on the whole weekend. And I wasn't your K K-fed wife, Peter? No, that one. I left it here. Too many cigarette holes. Yeah. And so we get down there and I had a sleeveless shirt on and I'm walking around. And I'm noticing the first thing that happens as we're at the pool, you know, a lot of the workers, You know, any of these resorts have thousands of employees. And they're all walking up. You know, do you need anything?

Do you need a drink? as we're at the pool, you know, a lot of the workers, you know, any of these resorts have thousands

of employees and they're all walking up. Do you need anything? Do you need a drink? Can I get you anything? You know, do you need directions around? Welcome. Everyone's even real friendly. However, I also noticed that the only people being overly friendly are the guys. So I'm like, no, I'm fine. you know, there's a group of us. There's like 10 of us there.

So there's, so we're I'm fine. You know, there's a group of us. There's like 10 of us there.

So there's, so we're walking around and, you know, people are asking me, asking me, what can I get you? What can I get you? Oh, my, me, go, you know, comitiamis. And I'm like, you know, Marcos, what the hell is going on? So finally I asked the girl up at the front desk and she sees my circle

I had the shirt on and I

have a circle G on my shoulder and then she goes oh she goes um to uh to novio and I said no no

no novio and that boy that's boyfriend and so I said no why K K why apparently in the Latin

and Hispanic culture,

homosexuality is not taken very well.

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