The Bird Show.

This was a lot of fun.

We had a new stunt guy, Phil Tarana, joined the bird show, so we thought, okay, what's the most uncomfortable situation we can put him in? Well, the truth of the matter is, it kind of backfired on us because we sent him out in a wheelchair to see if a guy in a wheelchair could say anything to anybody. And it's true. He was saying the rudest things, and everybody was so nice to him. So we've got Phil. he's the latest member of the morning show.

Hello.

And this is his first assignment. saying the rudest things and everybody was so nice to him so we've got phil he's the latest member

of the morning show hello and this is his first assignment and i thank you welcome to the bert show

phil so phil you're out in front of the martha station correct correct in wheelchair in wheelchair

all right and there's a handful of people people walking back and forth in front of me getting off of the Martin train.

Whenever somebody passes in front of you, feel free to start launching something and see if we can get a reaction.

Because my guess is nobody's going to say anything back.

Okay, here we go.

I'm in a wheelchair, but man, I'd hate to be old.

Yep, yep, ma'am.

Anything?

Nothing.

Nothing. They go right by you.

What a huh.

I don't know what rules more, man.

My wheels are your stomach.

Nothing.

Nothing.

They just think you're a bitter guy in a chair.

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